中国式英文~好不容易找出来的

1．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.
人怕齣名豬怕壯
2 women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.
母豬好 好一窩 公豬好 好一坡
3 what’s up?
妳上暸嗎？
4 we two who and who？
　喒兩誰跟誰啊？
5．how are you ? how old are you?
　　 怎么是妳！怎么老是妳
6．you don’t bird me,i don’t bird you
　　 妳不鳥我 我也不鳥妳
7．you have seed i will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！
　 妳有種 我給妳點顔色瞧瞧！兄弟們一起上
8．you me you me
　　 彼此彼此
9．you give me stop!!
　　 妳給我站住
10．know is know noknow is noknow
　　 知之為知之 不知為不知
11．watch sister
　　 表妹
12．american chinese not enough
　美中不足

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真是很難笑..............................................

= =!!~中式英文真的是很可怕!!~
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