老豆ge英文情書

Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐:
>From see you one eye, I @@ love you.
自從看到你的第一眼, 我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係 ,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
I think l should introduce myself to you..
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉 ,今年 25(今天是 today,那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 ..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early f*ck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;請嫁給我吧 ,否則我將削髮為僧 ,找個廟來了此一生。(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 ,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字, 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)Like Your people喜歡妳的人